It's true. I do have a loose tooth. Ever since I started wearing my retainers again, my right tooth, (if you split the palette down the middle, it'd be the fourth one back) has been fighting it's natural position in my mouth. Slight wiggling was only mildly concerning, but now it has begun making noise. The more I think about it, the more I realize that unintended noises coming from bodies are typically bad. Here are examples:
- farts: unintended (usually) and typically not very aromatic
- burps: if you had something delicious for lunch, this is not horrible, as long as the noise isn't too loud
- sneezes: sometimes snot flies out my nose during a sneeze, perhaps it flies out your nose sometimes, too
- yawns: it means you aren't getting enough air (touch your tongue while you're yawning,it'll stop)
- joints cracking: i'm not talking about cracking fingers, but the incredibly painful joint crackings
- vomit: certainly undesirable, and very certainly audible. this noise sometimes makes others barf as well.
- rumbling stomach: somebody's hung-gie
- hiccups: i'm not sure that they're bad for you, but rather just as annoying as hell
- snoring: it comes from obstructed air movement during sleep (thank you, wikipedia), but can lead to sleep deprivation, irritability and other things (which is ironic, because the spouse of the snorer is typically sleep deprived and irritable, too)
- sleep talking: funny, but can be a sign of a sleep disorder, or can cause extreme embarrassment for the one talking (especially for those who will answer any questions asked and never remember a thing)
i really can't think of any others, but i'm getting tired as well.
my new address is :
101 Curl Drive
1035 Jones Tower
Columbus, OH 43210
Feel free to mail me coupons, or letters, or pictures or flattened origami, or additional bodily noises, i just like opening mail. Well, fun mail.
